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General topics / Re: Make a difference forum
« Last post by raptor on January 19, 2013, 11:53:07 am »
Put it this way....i reckon its a bit more than site maintenance ???
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General topics / Re: Make a difference forum
« Last post by whistleblower on January 19, 2013, 11:42:02 am »
Maybe the local councilors have took over and are searching all the post for any positive comments about them ? I fear it will be offline for a very long time if Iím correct   ;)
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General topics / Make a difference forum
« Last post by Gladiator on January 16, 2013, 06:29:08 pm »
Anyone know whats happened over there? Been shut for a week nearly.
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General topics / Re: Just One month to go to Crimbo
« Last post by raptor on November 24, 2012, 06:22:42 pm »
Could be a sign of us getting older Gladiator ;D ;D
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General topics / Just One month to go to Crimbo
« Last post by Gladiator on November 24, 2012, 12:58:46 pm »
It seems to have come around quick this year doesn't it?
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General topics / Re: Open Cast Mining at Sharlston
« Last post by Gladiator on November 23, 2012, 06:53:39 pm »
The opposition to this is now gathering apace. People were being told by UK Coal that there is nothing they can do this is rubbish there is plenty as can be seen on Facebook gohave a look. Have your say.
Never mind whats happening in Sharlston what about the 450 homes and 2000 people we're going to be laden with. Oh, sorry I forgot - you have to tow the party line and can't use the brains you were born with.
A government of the people, by the people and for the people - not a government for you, who you support and against the people.

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Jokes / Fifty shades of thingy
« Last post by raptor on November 17, 2012, 04:20:24 pm »
We tried various positions - round the back, on the side, up against a wall...
but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.


She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
"I'm yours for the night," she gasped, "You can do whatever you want with me."
So I took her to the pub.


She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came.
I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.


Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles.
She still manages to get into the shed, though.


"Put on this rubber suit and mask," I instructed, calmly.
"Mmmm, kinky!" she purred.
"Yes," I said, "You can't be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof."


"I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished."
So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.


"Harder!" she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. "Harder!"
"Okay," I said. "What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?"


I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window.
Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.


"Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
"I think so," I gulped. "Here we go, then," she said, and showed me the receipt.


"Hurt me!" she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.
"Very well," I replied. "You've got fat ankles and no dress sense."


"Are you sure you want this?" I asked. "When I'm done, you won't be able to sit down for weeks."
She nodded.
"Okay," I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay.


"Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!"
"Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.


"Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously," she said, gently massaging my back as we listened to her Coldplay CD.
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General topics / Re: Open Cast Mining at Sharlston
« Last post by thebest4fev on November 16, 2012, 09:57:48 am »
The opposition to this is now gathering apace. People were being told by UK Coal that there is nothing they can do this is rubbish there is plenty as can be seen on Facebook gohave a look. Have your say.
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General topics / Re: Open Cast Mining at Sharlston
« Last post by raptor on November 09, 2012, 07:12:32 pm »
This totally and utterly stinks,i agree with you 100% >:(
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